Not that my opinion matters or anything cause I have a blog and think it does but god damn dark chocolate is wildly underrated. The dark and sweet savory kind they advertise in Johnny Depp's "Chocolat". Think eighty friggen percent..that's a whole bucket load of Oxytocin. Hopefully my father figure wont somehow stumble across this post for this is evidence that I might have, not saying I did, eat his chocolate and write about it using sexual and psychological terms.